When I was just a young man
I bought my first guitar
My amp went to eleven
That may have been too far
'Cause now I am an old man
With hearing loss I fear
And now the words you're saying
Are not the words I hear
'Cause I hear
Purple Monkey Dishwasher
Oh yeah
That's what I hear
Purple Monkey Dishwasher
Oh yeah
I know that it's frustrating
To repeat what you say
When I misunderstand you
Sometimes there's hell to pay
But I know it's the music
That keeps you by my side
So I'll just keep on rocking
Until your ears are fried
And you hear
Purple Monkey Dishwasher
Oh yeah
That's what you'll hear
Purple Monkey Dishwasher
Oh yeah